Apple Crumb Pie

This recipe is from my sister Janet. Everyone in the family has her elevated to a Goddess level because of this very recipes. OOOOOOhhs and Awwwwwwes occur when she walks into a room with the smell wafting in your nose and you turn robotic and chant in a monotone whisper "MUST EAT PIE...MUST EAT PIE" because that's all you can think about once you smell it. It is sensory overload. Then, visually, when you see some Vanilla bean ice cream scooped on top, and in starts melting slightly like molten heaven on the crumb topping...well all conversation occurring comes to a screeching halt because you are transformed into another dimension, temporarily, until your plate is cleared.

I'm not going to spoil you all and re-type it out, although you deserve that...because as usual, I'm blogging instead of taking care of my daily hygiene and I KNOW my co-workers will appreciate me brushing my teeth and putting on some pit juice, so I must bid you goodbye while I head off to the trenches. I'd much rather be here with you, trust me, but somehow, despite all my mathematical calculating, I haven't managed to pick the right powerball numbers and still need to work for a living! Rat farts!

Just click on the picture, it will get bigger, I promise and you can scribble it down...then you can make it and leave people speechless and be elevated to levels you never thought humanly possible!